Monday, 19 August 2013

A Coming Of Age..



With the time that's in it I decided I should dedicate a post to my last 48 hours as a child!!

<- That's me there with my nanny, yes I was cute I know..Yeah what happened I know I know.. blah blah....

So my youth is almost over!! As from Wednesday the 21st August 2013 I will be the big 18!!! Eighteen years of age! Now most people would love the idea of becoming an adult however I am that small percentage of people who the idea of becoming a adult terrifies me.
I was never one for change anyway but this year I'm terrified I woke up this morning realising I had only 48 hours of getting away with murder!! I know what's going to happen!! I just know it.. I'll be looking for something that's essential and of course scream ''MAAAAAA...Wheres me .. Pink top, with the gold selves cut off short with green and silver diamonds and yellow hearts (for example)'' and I'll be told 'You're an adult Lynda find it yourself''. WHAT IS THAT ABOUT!!!! Shur how am I supposed to remember where I take off my clothes and leave them? It's impossible!! I mean I'm now going to be judged for having a messy room, for not updating my CV at any given moment and for singing my lungs out to the Lizzie Mguire movie!! ( and if your a Lizzie child and don't get emosh listening to this is what dreams are made of.. then I don't even know...)

So I was thinking this to myself, in my head not out loud because yano that's tapping into a completely different physcologic side of things that I don't think is a very wise topic to discuss at this moment but I can face this coming of age in two ways..

1. I can completely forget that I am a adult! As I still have one year left in school I should be considered as an child!I can still do the same things I always did such as stalk rugby players, be brainless etc etc .. however this time I could get arrested!! and I mean it's not just Juvenal this time, not that I've ever been, but this time I could be sent to actual prison!! First of all orange is NOT my colour!!! and secondly I know for a fact prison is not a place I'd be welcomed.

2. And the second option .. Well this is the one that scares the bejaysus out of me... I actually grow up and act like an adult! I study free willingly, I sit down with a cup of tea and watch the soaps! and finally *takes a deep breath* when watching a rugby match I will remain seated for the duration of a game and if certain favourite player is crushed under 100000kg of men, I wont jump up cursing the life of the men on top of him I will calmy stay seated and say 'booo!!'.

The choice is mine!! .. turning 18... It's not as good as I intended!!. Yes I mean of course I am now legal and I can get ID and go out and drink *legally .. cough cough but shur what fun is that when you're been watched as a adult.. I'll tell ya no fun! I have to be responsible and mature... BOO.........

And the puss I've on me there is currently the one I also have right now!!


A coming of age..... I don't like it...

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